Friday, December 19, 2008
Blago Won't Resign
A press conference held by Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich at 2pm C.T. revealed that the beleaguered politician has no intention of stepping down from his post amidst allegations of trying to sell Barack Obama's Senate seat. His approximately 3-minute statement, half of which being a lovely recitation of Rudyard Kipling's poem "If," concluded with no question-and-answer with reporters.