Friday, February 13, 2009

Stupid Laws, DC Style

In spirit of the upcoming Students For Liberty conference in Washington DC, here are some practices that attendees should be aware of that are illegal in the District:

- Painting lemons all over your car to let people know you were taken advantage of by a specific dealer.
- Posting a notice in public which calls another person a 'coward' for refusing to accept a challenge to duel.
- Being a small boy and throwing a stone anywhere in the District of Columbia.
- Catching fish while on horseback.
- Delivering more than one bottle of alcohol by mail per month.

Last but not least, fellow liberty-lovers:
- Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal.

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